French Toast and Waffles

sizzleshorts:

commiekinkshamer:

i would pay a lot of money for a complete list of everyone who’s ever had a crush on me

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roseisreturning:

mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths

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terns:

mark your territory by crying on things

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cakejam:

when u stuck behind slow walkers

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merylstreepismymom:

"what does your tattoo mean?"

It means I wanted it so I fucking got it

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thegeekyblonde:

all i’m saying is if an all-girls school crashed on the island in lord of the flies then they would’ve been off the island in a week

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